I finally had success. How? I stopped trying with 8.4.4. I replicated the config that I've been tearing my hair out over, on XWiki 9.1.2, and boom. The information contained in this transmission may contain West Marine proprietary, confidential and/or privileged information. It is intended only for the use of the person(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or duplication of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message. To reply to our email administrator directly, please send an email to netadmin(a)westmarine.com.